Mike - baritone sax, presidential hopeful

Age: 29

Movie appearances: the “gimp” from pulp fiction .... better than Bruce Willis’ body double though .... 43 takes and he still doesn’t call!

Dream job: Panty washer at a women's’ correctional facility

Favorite foods: Anything on the “Fatkins” diet or the “South Beached Whale” diet

Fantasies/Fetishes: getting spanked while wearing mom’s wedding dress

Aliases: Big Mike, Whale, Bigfoot, Militia Mike