Kenny - trumpet, publicity, self-esteem management

Age: 29

Occupation: Sushi connoisseur, Foreman of a Think-Tank

Claim to fame: The world’s first test tube baby .... didn’t get much press because the experiment was deemed a failure.

Aliases: Sensitive Kenny, The Squirrel, Shark Boy

Excerpts of Kenny’s interview with Maria Shriver:

Maria: What’s your favorite body part?
Kenny: My penis! wanna see?
Maria: No thanks! but is it really large or something?
Kenny: No! just my favorite.
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Maria: So did you really play with such musical successes as Kid Rock?
Kenny: Ya! but he kicked sand in my face....then mom called me home for supper.