DJ Fimbletron

The mystery composer who is thought to be the mastermind behind this whole operation. Rumored that he is an escaped felon, deranged lunatic, the man behind the curtain, the silhouette on the grassy knoll, sound track engineer for the first moon landing, mafia thug “Don Primo”, inventor of online dating, war protester, mason, bonesman, Grand Wizard of The Knights of Columbus, author of The Protocols of Zion, opium addict, evil accomplice of Anthrax Mary, scoundrel, villain, the guy who farts in elevators and public enemy number one.