Christy - dance and wisdom

Suggested reading (excerpt):
Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, “What’s wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to (lie). God said that He was going to make Adam a companion called woman. He said, “This woman will gather food for you and cook it. When you discover clothing, she’ll wash it for you. She’ll always agree with every decision you make and will not nag you. She will praise you and bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to care for them. She’ll never have a headache and will freely give you hot (Garden of Eden) sex whenever you need it. She will not try to change you and will offer unconditional love." Adam asked God, “What will this woman cost me?” God replied, “Oh! just an arm and a leg.” (pause) Then Adam asked, “What can I get for a rib?”

- The Lost Chapter of Genesis